- 16. Life is like a pumpkin patch, you never know what your gonna get
- 15. Follow me to the Utah Giant Pumpkin Weigh-Off at Center Street in Logan!
- 14. Just try to steal my pumpkin this year you rotten kids!
- 13. One on the scale is worth two in the patch.
- 12. The baloney stops when the tail gate drops.
- 11. A love of my life gained 50 lbs. yesterday. Keep going baby!
- 10. Hi neighbor! How's your back and what are you doing Friday October 2nd?
- 9. My wife said it's either me or the pumpkins -¦ every now and then I miss her.
- 8. My Dad won first place at the weigh off and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
- 7. Old growers never die they just go to the big weigh-off in the sky.
- 6. Giant Pumpkins: This ain't no beauty contest, Missy.
- 5. Milk injecting, the biggest myth ever!
- 4. UGPG: The toughest bunch of growers west of the Mississippi.
- 3. Moving to a new house so you can have a bigger patch is so worth it.
- 2. I've got 'Hyperactive Patch Disorder', what's your excuse.
- 1. Happiness is spending hundreds of dollars to win a $5 (9.47 inflation adjusted) ribbon.
